May 2011
The Fear
Lily Allen
Lily Allen - ‘The Fear’
I think some things about Cheryl Cole's latest DRAMA.
So it’s not quite like the maddening, gut-wrenching grief I will experience when the reign of our true Queen, HFAM Elizabeth II, comes to an end, but I’m pretty cut up about the other Queen, Cheryl of Cole, Empress of Tweed, President of the United States of Push 10 wrapping up her time on the US version of X Factor not one month in to her stint. Did she jump or was she pushed? Do we even care? She’s gone, and she’s not coming back! Knowing the reasons why won’t change that!! *sobs uncontrollably*
Here’s a quick round up of all the most popular speculation and conspiracy theories flying about at the moment. It’s all we have, what with Fox keeping mum and Supersonic (Cheryl’s publicists) “refusing to comment!” No, for real. I saw an actual tweet along those lines.
Up [Single Mix]
The Saturdays
The Saturdays - ‘Up’
