I'm just a girl and I'm in disguise. Just trying to be a woman.
Kristen, I totally adore you.
I miss ‘Veronica Mars’ ):
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OneOfThoseFaces
God, I LOVED these dresses. If I had to pick an outfit from the Girls Aloud tour wardrobe, I’d take all five of these dresses.
Kimbore has bad hair here.
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Did no one send Leighton the memo? You’re meant to be doing serious face, not joyous camp excitement face.
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Leighton choo looking F-I-E-R-C-E right about now. I love the photos, I really do. I like that you’re out and about and having fun.
Anytime you wanna start acting like a real popstar and doing some actual live performances, btw…
Don't Argue With The Gay Flight Attendant
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us “Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he’ll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.”
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed an extremely well-dressed and exotic young woman hadn’t moved a muscle. “Perhaps you didn’t hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.”
She calmly turned her head and said, “In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.”
To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, “Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I’m called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray up, Bitch.”
I must be incredibly over-sensitive atm, ‘cause I teared up watching this. SO FUCKING CUTE.
I want a baby otter, like, last week.
